So what is a HarrimanSteel? Well, it’s not to be confused with any companies working within the steel industry, or in fact the mysterious Texan cage-fighter ‘Hairy Man-Steel.’

It is actually an independent creative agency that can be found in the east of London, and also at the top of a tall building, looking out over Amsterdam.

If you’re still interested, here’s a little tick-list to make sure you’re cut from the same cloth. Because we don’t want no scrubs.

Do you like to move things forward?
(If yes, please contact us)

Do you live to always keep learning
and improving?
(If yes, please contact us)

Do you read between the lines?
(f ys pls cntct s)

You’ve got 99 problems,
but a pitch ain’t one?
(If yes, please contact us)

Do you learn by doing?
(If yes, please contact us)

Are you a grand-wizard of conceptual vision and creative perception?
(If yes, please contact us through telepathy)

Do you just bloody love making stuff?
(If yes, please contact us)

Don’t you know they’re talkin’ bout
a Revolution?
(If yes, please contact us)

Do you work so far out of your comfort zones that you’ve forgotten what their squidgy edges even feel like?
(If yes, please contact us)

Even if they’re basic, do you trust
your instincts?
(If yes, please contact us)

Are you a maker and shaker?
(If yes, please contact us)

Are you a dreamer of dreams?
(If yes, please contact us)

Do you pronounce Nike like ‘Ny-kee’?
(If yes, please contact us)

Do you guzzle down culture, like a warthog
at a waterhole?
(If yes, please contact us)

You’ll get knocked down. But you’ll get up again. They’re never going to keep you down?
(If yes, please contact us)

When we talk about branding, you think of things other than burning a cow’s arse?
(If yes, please contact us)

Isn’t the Internet just bloody brilliant?
(If yes, please contact us)

Do you stick to deadlines like a plastic bag
to your shoe in a windy car park?
(If yes, please contact us)

Do you think Passion is more than just a fruit?
(If yes, please contact us)

Are you a demon on the table tennis table, and willing to put your skills to the test in the HarrimanSteel Arena of Death?
(If yes, please contact us)

Do you solemnly promise to never pronounce .Gif like it’s a lemon scented cleaning product?
(If yes, please contact us)

But does it actually smell like teen spirit?
(If yes, please contact us)

Do you hate long and pointless lists?
(If yes, please contact us)

London: +44 (0)20 7324 7530

Amsterdam: +31 (0)20 214 9616

If you’re still here, feel free to drop us a line to find out about any non-steel-related employment possibilities.

careers@harrimansteel.co.uk